Yep, we all love to have a romp in the sack, there’s no doubt at all about that. There’s also times when we may want to bring sex toys into the bedroom so that we can improve a little on the action we’re getting. Some may even want to bring these sex aids into the equation so that they may finally get some action. Well, whether you’re getting any action or not I’d like to brighten up your day a little by sharing a couple of jokes with you. Lucky for me this being an adult site and all they’re allowed to have adult content.

This first one involves golf and ladies who play golf whilst not wearing panties.

The Swede’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

 

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‘Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any skivvies?’, her
husband demanded.

‘Well’ she said, ‘you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.’

The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, ‘For the sake of decency, here’s a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear..’

Next, the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee..
Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. ‘Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You’ve no knickers. Why not?’

She replies, ‘I can’t afford any on the money you give me.’

Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, ‘For the sake of
decency, here’s a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear”!

Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The wind also takes her
skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

‘Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?’

She too explains, ‘You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta
affarrd any.’

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, ‘Well, fer the
love ‘o decency, here’s a comb…. Tidy yerself up a bit.

The next one’s about young Jabu and how he keeps getting a black eye.

Jabu walked into class every morning with a black eye . After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it.

Jabu’s answer was: “Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my father asks, ‘Jabu are you sleeping?’ Then I say ‘No’ and then he slaps my face and gives  me a Black eye.”

So the teacher says to him, “Tonight when your father asks again, keep dead quiet and don’t answer”.

The following morning Jabu comes to school and his eye is fine, so the teacher breathes a sigh of relief. But the day after that Jabu comes back with a severe black eye again. “My goodness Jabu, why the black eye again?”

He tells her: “Mam, Dad asked me again, ‘Jabu are you sleeping?… and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my father and my mother started moving at the same time Mom was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a demented hyena on the bed”… Then my father asks my mother: ‘Are you coming?’ Then my mom says, ‘Yes I’m coming, are you coming too?’ and my dad answered ‘Yes’.

They don’t usually go anywhere without me so I said ‘Wait for me…

Yeah I know I could probably have gotten away with posting then on a non adult blog, but you have to admit they were funny :D

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