OK, those who know me know that I love jokes, and naturally a lot of jokes are based on sex. Now, since sex is what this blog is all about I thought it only natural that I occasional post a sex related joke.
The one that you are about to read is a really old one that I had completely forgotten about, until I got it in an email that is. I must admit I had always wonder how Tarzan and Jane first got it all together and considering Tarzan’s habitat this could be quite conceivable.Anyway, it was titled;
When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex?
‘Tarzan not know sex.’ he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said ‘Oh ….Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.’
Horrified Jane said, ‘Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.’
She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. ‘Here,’ she said, pointing to her privates, ‘you must put it in here.’
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed,
‘What did you do that for?’
Tarzan replied, ‘Check for squirrel !!!’
Naturally we all know that if we really want safe sex we should wait until marriage but most people don’t. For those I would suggest they use a condom, perhaps they will find one to their liking in the Trojan, Durex, and Crown Condoms 36 Condom Variety PackHealth Care Products)
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