I’m not sure if this is a true story but someone sent it to me with the accompanying photo. While I don’t find the photo crude at all, in fact I though it was hilarious, I know some may find it offensive but I know you guys will see the humor in it. I know you will find the story to be funny.
One day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn’t know
what to call her so we named her ‘Pussycat.’ The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, ‘OK, but don’t forget to wash her, she stinks.’ He reminded the Vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.
My husband and the Vet don’t see eye to eye. The Vet calls my husband ‘El-Cheap-O’, and my husband calls the Vet ‘El-Charge-O’. They love to hate each other and constantly snipe at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The Doctor’s waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the Vet leaned in – he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, ‘Your wife’s pussy doesn’t stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she’s pregnant. God only knows who the father is!’ Then he closed the door.
Now THAT, is getting even!
Oh, click on the photo to get a good view
Most people who bump into me, once they find out I run this blog, want to know what the best vibrator on the market is. Now that is a pretty hard question for me to ask as I haven’t used all the products nor do I know anyone that as. That being the case I I did a bit of research and have come up with what I believe to be the best sellers. I mean it stands to reason that the popular or best selling vibrators are the ones that people like. Perhaps they like the way they look, they’ve done some research or they buy it on the recommendations of someone they know.
The Most Popular Vibrators
OK, this one is mainly for the guys but whatever you think about this video you should keep one thing in mind and that is it’s sending a very important message. But before we get to that message let’s all look at this video shall we?
You have to give it to the Danes, they’re always looking for ways to improve things, funny though how a lot of the stuff they come up with is of a sexual nature. I don’t know about you guys but have a gorgeous blonde flashing her tits at me when I’m driving is just going to get me in trouble with the wife. Heck, I’ll probably do more than just slow down, I reckon I’d run that car right off the road.
But this post isn’t about what I would do, it’s about what you would do and I’ve designed a poll just so we can all see what the most common reaction would be.
I notice that the women are fine with their jobs and love doing what they do. I wonder though what the fair sex of the women’s liberation movement would think of it?
OK, now tell me in the comments why you made that selection and then go and tell all your friends about this post so that can have their say.
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You know, I’ve been thinking about the elusive G-Spot and I reckon it would make for a great blockbuster series of movies, something along the line of Harrison Ford’s Raiders Of The Lost Ark. Perhaps we could call it Raiders Of The Missing G-Spot and our illustrious adventure would be Lucky Larry. Then there would be the sequel which we would call The Valley Of Doom because after all that exploring Larry still wasn’t able to come up with the goods and we have one really frustrated woman on our hands. Then finally we would have Lucky Larry and the Last Crusade where he finally manages to track down the that pesky little G-Spot Spot and the series ends with one of the most climatic orgasms ever seen on the big screen.