I was thinking the other day, seeing as how I have a sex blog and all that there’s absolutely no reason why I shouldn’t include an adults only jokes section. To be more precise sex jokes or jokes about sex.
Having said that I’m not going to post anything that is really disgusting or crude, that is of course unless it’s really bloody funny
Seven Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called … Smurf Sex This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are Blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called … Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called … Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called … Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say … ‘Fuck You.’
The 5th kind of sex is called … Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the Afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called … Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And . Last … But not least …
The 7th kind of sex is called … Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
I came across this image that I thought went pretty well with the joke.
So, what do you think of having a sex joke category?
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It came to me the other day that there may be some women out there who are looking for a sex toy that looks and feels more like the real thing. Naturally it would also be nice if it would vibrate and bend to suit their needs. After all, who wouldn’t love a male member that they could bend so that it would fit the way it should. Of course you would also love something that you can take in the shower to enjoy, just like you would your man if he was around
The problem is they’re not always around and that is where the All American Man Big Vibe comes to play. And play with it you will according to some of the reviews that Amazon has to offer. OK, OK, there is only one review about how good it is but isn’t that enough to go on. How many people do you need to tell you something is good before you’re convinced? Besides wouldn’t you just love to try it to see how good it really is so that you can add your own review? After all, nothing can beat personal experience.
Read on to learn about what The All American Mr. Big Vibe has to offer. You have to admit it really looks the part and that it looks pretty promising.
Heres the perfect male companion. the soft outer skin and bendable shaft are only the beginning to the pleasure it offers. this lover is waterproof, with a high powered, deep vibration that makes it even more sensuous! you choose the vibration speed by turning the bottom knob for a desired climax. its the perfect all american man!
That being the case I did a bit of research and came across the Lelo Beads. The Lelo Beads proved so much more popular because not only did they provide the right exercise to strengthen those muscles they also provided that all important enjoyment factor. So much so that it has apparently been reported as the world’s best selling Kegel Exercising Aid.
Naturally, being a bloke I can’t speak for how well it really works which is why I’ve imported some actual testimonies from women who have. Read the rest of this entry
It’s been awhile since I posted a review on any book and so I thought it was time that I did so. Even though I haven’t personally read this book I’ve resourced actual reviews from people who have. This is so much better than reading a review from yours truly because you would never know whether or not my review was biased just so I could get a sale.
The original Kama Sutra has always been renowned for portraying a whole lot of sexual positions and the modern version is different only in that rather than artistic drawings it has actual photos. It you take a quick look through the book, Amazon does show you some examples, you can see the photos are very tastefully and professionally done. Not pornagraphic at all.
Naturally this is something that you will want to read with your other half and you would only try positions that you are both perfectly comfortable with. Read the rest of this entry
I mentioned it in the post The Ten Most Popular Vibrators and as you can see from that post it was actually one of the 10 most popular vibrators! As I’ve had quite a few people ask for reviews on the vibrators I write about on this blog I’ve been hunting around for a way to satisfy this need as I just don’t have the resources to do it all myself.
I am happy to say that I’ve found a way to import the reviews from Amazon, one of the largest online stores in the world and also the most trusted. I’m sure you guys are going to love this new feature as you will get reviews from actual customers rather than from someone who is only interested in selling the product.