Top Sexual Aids is a blog aimed at couples interested in improving their sexual relationship. It does this by discussing many topics including the use of sex toys such as dildos, vibrators and many other sex aids. It's not at all unnatural for a couple to find after many years of marriage that they no longer experience the same sexual excitement they used to in the early days. Introducing sex aids into the relationship can awaken that excitement but only if both partners agree to it. I feel it more important to experiment with sex aids, whether it be a dildo, a cock ring or simply the use of aromatic massage oils to bring that excitement back to the relationship than to go without and possibly lose your partner in their search of sexual fulfillment. This is what this sex aids blog is all about.

Proving To Everyone That Women Do Have A Sense Of Humor

Sunday, February 20th, 2011 at 10:13 pm  
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Yes it is true, some women do have a sense of humor as portrayed by these photos that I received as an email from a mate of mind. Now I don’t know who the women are that are in these photos but if you’re one of them and you don’t want the photo displayed on this blog just contact me and I’ll have it removed.

As you can see in each photo the women have taken their surroundings into consideration and posed accordingly.

This first one probably makes more sense to most Americans as the word beaver to them may mean something entirely different from those of us who live outside the States. I have to admit though, that I like this type of beaver a lot more than the ones found in the animal kingdom, and from what I can see this is a very fine specimen indeed.

beaver lick

Now this next one is definitely not a Playboy bunny but it does have a lovely couple of sheila companions, one of which seems to be wanting to play with it’s private parts. Seems that she has mastered a pretty good technique too.

pussy

What I like about this photo isn’t just the post struck by this pretty lady but the expression on the four of hearts figure. What a classic.

cute butts

Put’s a whole new meaning to the ‘Place Butts Here’ phrase doesn’t it?

Now you can’t tell me that the guy in this photo is enjoying himself way too much. Sort of makes you wonder if it’s not one of those mime artists making out like a statue. Wonder what she would do if his fingers actually moved right now.

bunny clit tickle

Another of those smiling statues. Shit makes you wonder if the sculptor had this sort of think in mind when coming up with these pieces.

She could almost be saying “Hey, your ass may be bigger but mine is a whole lot sexier!” So true too, but over time hers will probably get bigger and start to sag where mother natures will still be the same.

Yep, some women have a sense of humor, and a one track mind as well by the looks of things. I got to admit I kind of like this shot. Don’t get too excited though boys, this one comes complete with splinters.

Speaking about sense of humor here are a few items you may find interesting.

  • Sex and Violence Funnies
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Why Women Don’t Wear Panties While Playing Golf

Thursday, January 27th, 2011 at 8:18 pm  
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Yep, we all love to have a romp in the sack, there’s no doubt at all about that. There’s also times when we may want to bring sex toys into the bedroom so that we can improve a little on the action we’re getting. Some may even want to bring these sex aids into the equation so that they may finally get some action. Well, whether you’re getting any action or not I’d like to brighten up your day a little by sharing a couple of jokes with you. Lucky for me this being an adult site and all they’re allowed to have adult content.

This first one involves golf and ladies who play golf whilst not wearing panties.

The Swede’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

‘Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any skivvies?’, her
husband demanded.

‘Well’ she said, ‘you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.’

The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, ‘For the sake of decency, here’s a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear..’

Next, the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee..
Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. ‘Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You’ve no knickers. Why not?’

She replies, ‘I can’t afford any on the money you give me.’

Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, ‘For the sake of
decency, here’s a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear”!

Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The wind also takes her
skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

‘Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?’

She too explains, ‘You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta
affarrd any.’

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, ‘Well, fer the
love ‘o decency, here’s a comb…. Tidy yerself up a bit.

The next one’s about young Jabu and how he keeps getting a black eye.

Jabu walked into class every morning with a black eye . After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it.

Jabu’s answer was: “Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my father asks, ‘Jabu are you sleeping?’ Then I say ‘No’ and then he slaps my face and gives  me a Black eye.”

So the teacher says to him, “Tonight when your father asks again, keep dead quiet and don’t answer”.

The following morning Jabu comes to school and his eye is fine, so the teacher breathes a sigh of relief. But the day after that Jabu comes back with a severe black eye again. “My goodness Jabu, why the black eye again?”

He tells her: “Mam, Dad asked me again, ‘Jabu are you sleeping?… and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my father and my mother started moving at the same time Mom was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a demented hyena on the bed”… Then my father asks my mother: ‘Are you coming?’ Then my mom says, ‘Yes I’m coming, are you coming too?’ and my dad answered ‘Yes’.

They don’t usually go anywhere without me so I said ‘Wait for me…

Yeah I know I could probably have gotten away with posting then on a non adult blog, but you have to admit they were funny :D

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Buying The Ultimate Vibrator Is It Better Than A Dildo

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010 at 12:22 am  
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The Difference Between A Dildo & A Vibrator?

The truth is that while some vibrators can be classed as dildos dildos are not vibrators, basically because they don’t vibrate. Generally speaking a dildo takes the shape of a penis and comes in different colors and sizes and is can also be made of different material. The main function of a dildo is that it’s designed for insertion.

Vibrators on the other hand are a lot more diversified and come in all shapes and sizes. Some are designed so they can be inserted and some purely for stimulating the clitoris. Because there are so many vibrators I think it best we take a look at a sample to see how diversified they can be.

The Thrusting Jack Rabbit Vibrator

Thrusting Jack Rabbit Vibrator

G Spot finder

This vibrator is unique in that it thrusts away while tickling your clit at the same time! It’s revolutionary design eliminates jamming for greater durability New and improved, this rabbit vibrator features the best thrusting sensation your friends at Adam and Eve have ever tested. Offering a little something for everyone, this rabbit vibrator works your 3 most sensitive erogenous zones clit, G Spot and vagina to give you orgasm after orgasm! Tip thrusts in and out while beads spin to massage your G Spot and pussy Powerful rabbit ears tickle and tease your clit 7 different vibration patterns and 6 rotation and thrusting speeds! Waterproof for fun in the shower or tub 2 independent controllers for vibration and rotation/thrusting Rabbit vibrator measures 8 inches long and 1.5 inches wide, insertable Requires 4 AA batteries, sold separately The most innovative feature is the redesigned thrusting mechanism. While other thrusting vibrators are prone to jam and break, this one is powered by an extra-strong piston and 3 rows of spinning beads for greater strength and durability! This keeps the vibrator pumping away at your pussy even when if you give it a little squeeze! Meanwhile, a separate row of beads are spinning and twirling against your G Spot and pussy lips, massaging them with a tender touch to make your knees shake. And if that s not enough, a separately powered stimulator is buzzing away at your clit tickling and teasing your love nub until you’re ready to beg for mercy.

This feature-packed vibrator raises the bar even more by offering an amazing 7 vibration and 6 rotation settings giving you 42 different levels to try out. And it s even waterproof so you ll actually look forward to getting out of bed for your shower on Monday morning.

The Thrusting Jack Rabbit Vibrator is made from jelly and measures 8 inches long and 1.5 inches across at its widest point. The sex toy features multiple controllers so you can change the vibration and thrusting/rotation speeds separately giving you dozens of options for sexual play.

The Twirling Cuddle

According to some the Vibrator of Twirling Cuddle is considered to be the vibrator of the year. This vibrator is unique in that rather than just vibrating on the clitoris it vibrates while encircling your clitoris. This means you get a light suction feeling that’s sure to feel amazing.

The Twirling Cuddle has two powerful vibrating stimulators for internal and external stimulation. The Cuddle Rabbit vibrates at an intense hum. The rotating tip is curved to hit your G-Spot just right. You control the angle of rotation for the best feeling.

The Twirling Cuddle Rabbit is made of a silky and pliable, phthalate-free jelly. It features four speeds of vibration, all of which are very strong. You can use the rotation and vibration together or separate.

The Dreamers Vibrator

The Dreamers Vibrator is an ultra quiet vibrator that one could almost mistake for a dildo. A vibrating dildo that is. It’s a hard smooth vibrator that shakes and rumbles intensely for your pleasure. Dreamers Bliss features very strong vibrations. This multi-speed vibrator has a deep massaging action and a stimulating curved body, complete with hard nubs for added internal and external sensations.

The Silent Vibrations vibe can be used internally or externally. It features a hard, velvet-feel shell that makes the vibrations unbelievably powerful. Because of this vibrator’s unique design, it is quieter than other very strong vibrators. Quiet vibrators are perfect if you have kids or roommates and wish to be discreet. The Dreamers Vibe vibrates from a low quake to an intense purr.

Measurements: 5˝ in length by 1.5˝ in diameter. Takes 2 AA batteries. You can use this vibrator with any lube.

The We-Vibe

What makes this vibrator unique is that it can be worn while having Sex! Here’s what the promotional material has to say about it.

The We-Vibe is the newest innovation in vibrator technology. The We-Vibe is a small silicone vibrator with two vibration points—one that stimulates your clitoris, and one that presses against your G-spot. The We-Vibe is shaped like a C, but has a flexible internal skelaton which allows it to bend to perfectly fit your body.

What’s so amazing about the We-Vibe? It was designed to be worn during sex.

The We-Vibe is the perfect vibrator for sex or solo play. It was engineered to hug your curves, and presses securely against your G-spot when his penis is inside you. The We-Vibe is small and slender (measuring at 3.25 inches in insertable length and 1 inch across), so a penis or dildo can comfortably fit into the vagina along with this pleasurable vibe.

The We-Vibe has two settings of vibration, and seven different pulsation settings. If you choose to use it during sex, he will feel the vibrations as well. We-Vibe users find that many positions work well for the We, from woman-on-top to missionary to doggy style. The We-Vibe is hands-free, whisper-quiet and wireless.

The We-Vibe is extremely versatile. The We performs well in tandem with a dildo, or all by itself during solo play. Because the We-Vibe conforms to your anatomy, you can wear it inside a snug pair of panties for more solo thrills. The We-Vibe is so whisper quiet that no one will be the wiser.

The We-Vibe II is made of medical-grade silicone. It is rechargeable, and each charge provides two hours of pleasure. The We-Vibe features two powerful, quiet motors. The vibration has two settings, low and high, which are controlled by a small slide switch at the base of the We. This waterproof personal massage  can be used in the bath or shower for added versatility.

The We-Vibe comes with a discreet case and its own charger. Because it is constructed of medical-grade silicone, you must use a water-based lubricant with the We-Vibe.

This is just a small sample of vibrators that can be found. There are way too much to be included in one post, but not to worry, all the more reasons for you to come back for future posts.

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A Traffic Law Question Involving Sex

Friday, December 10th, 2010 at 7:41 pm  
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The one good thing about having a sex blog is that you don’t have to worry about Google banning it, and that’s usually because Google wouldn’t accept it  in the first place. Another good thing is that you don’t have to worry about adding adult content, because people expect adult content on a sex site.

This is great because I get a lot of adult joke sent to me and until not I haven’t been able to share them with anyone online. I got this one the other day, and it’s not really a joke as such but it does have a funny side to it.

Essentially it’s about knowing traffic rules, and if you don’t get it you’re either too old or too young to be driving. Needless to say I reckon most men would get this one right.

Q:  You are driving  along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING FOR 2 MILES sign posted, and you come upon a bicycle rider. Do you:
(a)  Follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles, or
(b) Do you break the law and pass?

Which is the correct choice?

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Cunnilingus The Do’s And Don’ts And Oral Sex Techniques

Friday, December 3rd, 2010 at 6:52 pm  
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Mihály Zichy: (making love, Cunnilingus) 1911,...
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Awhile back I did a post on how to get a blow job and I discussed things that may be preventing you from getting a blow job and ways of getting around those obstacles. I also left relevant links to resources on how to give a good blow job. Well I thought it was only fair that we do something for the ladies so this post is all about cunnilingus, the act of orally stimulating the female genitals. Now that word may be a little hard for some people to wrap their tongue around ;) so let’s look at some other words that people may be more familiar with.

  • Eating Pussy
  • Muff Dive: These days this doesn’t make as much sense as more women get Brazilians
  • Going Downtown
  • Carpet Munch: Again like muff dive it’s not entirely relevant a lot of the times
  • Eat someone out
  • Pearl diving: relating directly to the clitoris

Anyway, I think you get the idea. I can’t help but wonder though what would happen if some aliens got hold of some oral sex manual and took it literally :D Now, I’m not proclaiming to be an expert on pleasing a woman orally but I have learned a few things.

  1. Some women can be pretty sensitive down there so it’s not a good idea to get stuck into it straight away. Leave it to a little later in the game and start slow.
  2. Be gentle, and don’t ask stupid questions like’ do you like it this way?’ That’s almost as stupid as a woman saying ‘does my ass look big in this dress?’ If you have to ask anything it’s best to give her a choice as in, ‘do you like it softer or harder?’
  3. Be attentive to her needs: She may gently try to move your head away. This means she’s not quite ready so don’t persist. There are other delicacies on a woman’s body that you can give your attention to.
  4. When you think it’s time don’t just go straight to it. Work your way down slowly. After a lingering kiss, you could work on her ear lobes, the nape of her neck, her breasts, tummy, belly button, around one thigh, then the next. Then you may even kiss her vagina gently and wait for a reaction. All going well you can lick around the lips and then gently tackle the clitoris.
  5. Some women may want to achieve an orgasm though oral sex but some prefer penetration. Again be aware for signs so that you know when to stop.

How do you know if your performing oral sex ? The best way is to be attentive. Listen to her breathing. Are there sounds of pleasure? Is he moving her body in appreciation? If you’re attentive enough you will know when your over doing something or you stopped doing something that was working.

Naturally I can’t include all the ways on how to give great oral sex to a woman in one post so I’ll provide links to resources that you may find useful.

OK, you don’t like reading texts, well then, how about some instructional videos? ;)

I’m sure there is something there that will help you in your endeavors to be a great oral sex expert :)


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