Most people who bump into me, once they find out I run this blog, want to know what the best vibrator on the market is. Now that is a pretty hard question for me to ask as I haven’t used all the products nor do I know anyone that as. That being the case I I did a bit of research and have come up with what I believe to be the best sellers. I mean it stands to reason that the popular or best selling vibrators are the ones that people like. Perhaps they like the way they look, they’ve done some research or they buy it on the recommendations of someone they know.
OK, this one is mainly for the guys but whatever you think about this video you should keep one thing in mind and that is it’s sending a very important message. But before we get to that message let’s all look at this video shall we?
You have to give it to the Danes, they’re always looking for ways to improve things, funny though how a lot of the stuff they come up with is of a sexual nature. I don’t know about you guys but have a gorgeous blonde flashing her tits at me when I’m driving is just going to get me in trouble with the wife. Heck, I’ll probably do more than just slow down, I reckon I’d run that car right off the road.
But this post isn’t about what I would do, it’s about what you would do and I’ve designed a poll just so we can all see what the most common reaction would be.
I notice that the women are fine with their jobs and love doing what they do. I wonder though what the fair sex of the women’s liberation movement would think of it?
OK, now tell me in the comments why you made that selection and then go and tell all your friends about this post so that can have their say.
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You know, I’ve been thinking about the elusive G-Spot and I reckon it would make for a great blockbuster series of movies, something along the line of Harrison Ford’s Raiders Of The Lost Ark. Perhaps we could call it Raiders Of The Missing G-Spot and our illustrious adventure would be Lucky Larry. Then there would be the sequel which we would call The Valley Of Doom because after all that exploring Larry still wasn’t able to come up with the goods and we have one really frustrated woman on our hands. Then finally we would have Lucky Larry and the Last Crusade where he finally manages to track down the that pesky little G-Spot Spot and the series ends with one of the most climatic orgasms ever seen on the big screen.
Yes it is true, some women do have a sense of humor as portrayed by these photos that I received as an email from a mate of mind. Now I don’t know who the women are that are in these photos but if you’re one of them and you don’t want the photo displayed on this blog just contact me and I’ll have it removed.
As you can see in each photo the women have taken their surroundings into consideration and posed accordingly.
This first one probably makes more sense to most Americans as the word beaver to them may mean something entirely different from those of us who live outside the States. I have to admit though, that I like this type of beaver a lot more than the ones found in the animal kingdom, and from what I can see this is a very fine specimen indeed.
Now this next one is definitely not a Playboy bunny but it does have a lovely couple of sheila companions, one of which seems to be wanting to play with it’s private parts. Seems that she has mastered a pretty good technique too. Read the rest of this entry
Yep, we all love to have a romp in the sack, there’s no doubt at all about that. There’s also times when we may want to bring sex toys into the bedroom so that we can improve a little on the action we’re getting. Some may even want to bring these sex aids into the equation so that they may finally get some action. Well, whether you’re getting any action or not I’d like to brighten up your day a little by sharing a couple of jokes with you. Lucky for me this being an adult site and all they’re allowed to have adult content.
This first one involves golf and ladies who play golf whilst not wearing panties.
The Swede’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
‘Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any skivvies?’, her
‘Well’ she said, ‘you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.’
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, ‘For the sake of decency, here’s a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear..’
Next, the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee..
Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. ‘Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You’ve no knickers. Why not?’
She replies, ‘I can’t afford any on the money you give me.’
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, ‘For the sake of
decency, here’s a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear”!
Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The wind also takes her
skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
‘Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?’
She too explains, ‘You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, ‘Well, fer the
love ‘o decency, here’s a comb…. Tidy yerself up a bit.
The next one’s about young Jabu and how he keeps getting a black eye.
Jabu walked into class every morning with a black eye . After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it.
Jabu’s answer was: “Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my father asks, ‘Jabu are you sleeping?’ Then I say ‘No’ and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye.”
So the teacher says to him, “Tonight when your father asks again, keep dead quiet and don’t answer”.
The following morning Jabu comes to school and his eye is fine, so the teacher breathes a sigh of relief. But the day after that Jabu comes back with a severe black eye again. “My goodness Jabu, why the black eye again?”
He tells her: “Mam, Dad asked me again, ‘Jabu are you sleeping?… and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my father and my mother started moving at the same time Mom was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a demented hyena on the bed”… Then my father asks my mother: ‘Are you coming?’ Then my mom says, ‘Yes I’m coming, are you coming too?’ and my dad answered ‘Yes’.
They don’t usually go anywhere without me so I said ‘Wait for me…
Yeah I know I could probably have gotten away with posting then on a non adult blog, but you have to admit they were funny :D