You know, I’ve been thinking about the elusive G-Spot and I reckon it would make for a great blockbuster series of movies, something along the line of Harrison Ford’s Raiders Of The Lost Ark. Perhaps we could call it Raiders Of The Missing G-Spot and our illustrious adventure would be Lucky Larry. Then there would be the sequel which we would call The Valley Of Doom because after all that exploring Larry still wasn’t able to come up with the goods and we have one really frustrated woman on our hands. Then finally we would have Lucky Larry and the Last Crusade where he finally manages to track down the that pesky little G-Spot Spot and the series ends with one of the most climatic orgasms ever seen on the big screen.
Then again maybe we would be tackle it from a science fiction point of view and do something along the lines of the classic movie The Fantastic Voyage! Only instead of Proteus the nuclear submarine trying to save the life of a bloke with a brain tumour we would have a miniature battery powered dildo with a glass eye looking for that special spot. Running the ship would be Lucky Larry and the buxom Fanny Adams. You would think that Fanny Adams would be able to lead Larry in the right direction but even she was lost in that dark pulsating cavern.
Is it any wonder that so many people find it so hard to find. It’s not like you can feel and see it like the clitoris. Nope, they tell you it’s in there somewhere and you believe them so why can’t you find the bloody thing? The search for the G-Spot Spot is so famous they even joke about it.
Q. What is the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will spend twenty minutes looking for a golf ball!
If only there were explicit directions or a sexual GPS system to help us poor blokes out. I’ve even heard there was prototype for a G-Spot mouse. What a waste that would be unless it came with a G-Spot homing device, now that would come in really handy, just set it and watch it go.
I’m not ashamed to admit it, I’ve never found the G-Spot and if I did it would probably have been so fleeting it went unnoticed. I reckon some instruction was all I needed. Perhaps a copy of Female Ejaculation: Unleash the Ultimate G-Spot Orgasm would have helped me, especially if what’s written about it is true.
EXPERIENCE THE ULTIMATE ORGASM
Do you want amazing, mind-blowing sexual ecstasy–full-body, multiple and extended orgasms, as well as the elusive and mysterious experience of female ejaculation?
In this book, you’ll learn how to awaken your secret orgasmic trigger, the G-spot. With step-by-step instruction for both men and women, this book shows how to give and receive incredibly powerful G-spot orgasms that take you to the ultimate point of pleasure–female ejaculation.
You may have heard the widespread myth that only a select few women have the ability to achieve an orgasm heightened by ejaculation. Don’t believe it. With the correct stimulation, any woman can enjoy the full-body satisfaction that comes from the total orgasmic release of female ejaculation.
In Female Ejaculation you’ll find answers to all your questions:
- What is female ejaculation?
- Where is the G-spot?
- How is the G-spot best stimulated?
- How can I experience female ejaculation?
Then again perhaps a DVD put together by experts would be a better guide; Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to the G-Spot. This DVD has several great reviews including this one.
What I love about Tristan Taormino’s work is how well she combines real sexually educational material with very hot erotic scenes. This DVD continues in that tradition. The material was informative with lots of spoken and written instruction during the workshop scenes and during the demonstration scenes. The pace of the material is just right, with a good balance of workshop/instructional time and beautiful models demonstrating the techniques. The interviews with the actors is nice too as they share their own real world and professional experiences. I appreciated the layout for the scene selections which provided many options for selecting which material to view and/or review and also for how to view it – for example being able to view the hot scenes again without the informative bubbles.
If you are interested in learning about the pleasures of G-spot stimulation you should definitely add this DVD to your collection.
Finally, especially how this blog is all about sexual aids, I think it’s only fair that I include a link to the Wild G-Spot Vibrator.
This baby is supposed to stimulate you all over not just your clit! It’s completely Odor Free and on of their most popular vibrators! Sleek and stylish, this futuristic clitoral vibrator comes equipped to satisfy even the most hard-to-please woman by focusing on three key erogenous zones and not just your clit like most other vibes!
The Wild G Vibrator is 6.5″ long and 1.5″ wide with a curved shaft for G Spot stimulation. The vibrator’s completely waterproof Rabbit ear clitoral stimulator is made of smooth, flexible silicone. It has multiple speeds and only requires 3 AA batteries which are sold separately.
The special Triple-Pronged Stimulators are designed to tickle and tease your clitoris and the sensitive surrounding nerves as well to further enhance your pleasure and deliver stronger orgasms. The Spinning Metal Beads massage your G Spot, labia and other erogenous zones feeling just like tongue rings exploring your body! The Curved G Spot Tip spins and wiggles in a circular motion to provide you with a more life-like experience while also stimulating your entire vagina. Made from unscented silicone, this G Spot rabbit vibrator lacks the strong odor often found with comparable jelly or rubber sex toys. Furthermore, the silicone design is more durable allowing for more energetic use as well as increased durability. The Wild G Spot Vibrator is compatible with water-based and petroleum-based lubes and safe for use with condoms.
All I can say is if this baby can’t find it for youthen nothing will.
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