It came to me the other day that there may be some women out there who are looking for a sex toy that looks and feels more like the real thing. Naturally it would also be nice if it would vibrate and bend to suit their needs. After all, who wouldn’t love a male member that they could bend so that it would fit the way it should. Of course you would also love something that you can take in the shower to enjoy, just like you would your man if he was around  ;)

The problem is they’re not always around and that is where the All American Man Big Vibe comes to play. And play with it you will according to some of the reviews that Amazon has to offer. OK, OK, there is only one review about how good it is but isn’t that enough to go on. How many people do you need to tell you something is good before you’re convinced? Besides wouldn’t you just love to try it to see how good it really is so that you can add your own review? After all, nothing can beat personal experience.

Read on to learn about what The All American Mr. Big Vibe has to offer. You have to admit it really looks the part and that it looks pretty promising.

All American Man Mr. Big Vibe, Flesh

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Product Description

Heres the perfect male companion. the soft outer skin and bendable shaft are only the beginning to the pleasure it offers. this lover is waterproof, with a high powered, deep vibration that makes it even more sensuous! you choose the vibration speed by turning the bottom knob for a desired climax. its the perfect all american man!


  • Waterproof
  • Multi-speed
  • Bendable

Other Products That May Be Of Interest

Awhile back I did a post on the Kegelmaster, specifically Women, Improve Your Sex Life By Enhancing Vaginal Responsiveness. Although very popular and it did the job there were a lot of women that found it boring and gave it up because there was no enjoyment factor.

That being the case I did a bit of research and came across the Lelo Beads. The Lelo Beads proved so much more popular because not only did they provide the right exercise to strengthen   those muscles they also provided that all important enjoyment factor. So much so that it has apparently been reported as the world’s best selling Kegel Exercising Aid.

Naturally, being a bloke I can’t speak for how well it really works which is why I’ve imported some actual testimonies from women who have. Read the rest of this entry

kama sutra

It’s been awhile since I posted a review on any book and so I thought it was time that I did so. Even though I haven’t personally read this book I’ve resourced actual reviews from people who have. This is so much better than reading a review from yours truly because you would never know whether or not my review was biased just so I could get a sale.  ;)

The original Kama Sutra has always been renowned for portraying a whole lot of sexual positions and the modern version is different only in that rather than artistic drawings it has actual photos. It you take a quick look through the book, Amazon does show you some examples, you can see the photos are very tastefully and professionally done. Not pornagraphic at all.

Naturally this is something that you will want to read with your other half and you would only try positions that you are both perfectly comfortable with. Read the rest of this entry

Sliquid Sqweel Oral sex

The Latest In Oral Sex Simulators

I’ve done a couple of posts on oral sex including, Cunnilingus The Do’s And Don’ts And Oral Sex Techniques, How Sexual Health Is Impoved By The Book On Oral Sex and For The Woman That Dislikes Blow Jobs. That last one highlighted a product that could well be called the blow job machine.
 which simulated a woman giving a man a blow job. That would be a great product for a wife who knows her how much her husband wants a blow job but just can’t bear to bring herself to do it. At the time I thought it would be a great idea if something similar was available for the woman because not every man wants to go down on the woman he loves. Well guess what? There is such a product.

I mentioned it in the post The Ten Most Popular Vibrators and as you can see from that post it was actually one of the 10 most popular vibrators! As I’ve had quite a few people ask for reviews on the vibrators I write about on this blog I’ve been hunting around for a way to satisfy this need as I just don’t have the resources to do it all myself.

I am happy to say that I’ve found a way to import the reviews from Amazon, one of the largest online stores in the world and also the most trusted. I’m sure you guys are going to love this new feature as you will get reviews from actual customers rather than from someone who is only interested in selling the product.

And so, without further ado I give you a review of the Sliquid Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator! Read the rest of this entry

sexy pussy

I’m not sure if this is a true story but someone sent it to me with the accompanying photo. While I don’t find the photo crude at all, in fact I though it was hilarious, I know some may find it offensive but I know you guys will see the humor in it. I know you will find the story to be funny.

One day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn’t know

view of nice pusse

Now that is what I call a nice pussy

what to call her so we named her ‘Pussycat.’ The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, ‘OK, but don’t forget to wash her, she stinks.’ He reminded the Vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and the Vet don’t see eye to eye. The Vet calls my husband ‘El-Cheap-O’, and my husband calls the Vet ‘El-Charge-O’. They love to hate each other and constantly snipe at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The Doctor’s waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the Vet leaned in – he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, ‘Your wife’s pussy doesn’t stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she’s pregnant. God only knows who the father is!’  Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, is getting even!

Oh, click on the photo to get a good view